The @smirnoff Ice PIck (1975) "Andrea is meeting my family for the first time.
I told her to wear white.
It isn't a must at The Club, but definitely--strongly--recommended. And here she comes in looking like a McDonald's employee with her toes hanging precariously over the edge of her sandals. They're gripped on for dear life as she tries to play croquet.
At least in those ugly pants you can't see the Smirnoff Ice Pick she spilled all over herself. I don't think she knows she's not drinking iced tea. Uncle BoBo keeps refilling her glass. She sways ever slightly more with each shot.
Uncle BoBo can't stop staring at her.
I don't know if it's because he's offended that she totally miffed the dress code, or if he's trying to figure out what she looks like under all that brown corduroy.
I hate Uncle BoBo.
Oh god, would it have killed Andrea to wear a pastel?"
#nationalicedteaday
9 months ago
I love Joan Rivers so much. She is a horrible nasty SOB but she’s real. (Well, not her face…or her body…but her attitude!) 😉
LOL. I think Joan is a national treasure!
I thought of you when I saw this going on in Market Square today: http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/local/region/a-small-contestant-with-a-big-appetite-downs-the-most-dogs-691361/
😉
I love it when tiny Asian women eat all. the. food.
Brain’s distant cousin? Something about the eyes…maybe it’s just me.