In the episode “Syzygy”, Mulder and Scully go to a small town because two teenage boys have been killed under mysterious circumstances (one of the kids is Ryan Reynolds!). Turns out that something is going on that is making things not quite right.
While in town, our favorite special agents find themselves acting not quite right as well.
And Mulder makes, what could possibly be, the saddest cocktail in the history of the world:
Actually, I can imagine Mulder making this cocktail on the regular; he doesn’t seem to have any social life whatsoever, he receives answering machine messages from 1-900 numbers and doesn’t even have a bedroom. That is a man who does not buy Chardonnay or mix cocktails with hand-crafted bitters and slices of citrus.
So I gave it a shot! ***
Fox Mulder’s Motel Cocktail
- 1 half-empty, flask-sized (375 ml) bottle of vodka
- 1 half-defrosted can of orange juice concentrate
Spoon a few spoonfuls of slush into vodka bottle. Screw top on. Shake. Drink.
***Please note that I am wearing my official David Duchovny t-shirt. Also please note that the reason the video is in portrait is because it’s the only way I could get the phone to sit upright. Also, I don’t have a double chin–it was the only way I could get the phone to sit upright. Thank you.