Wiener Wednesday: World’s Longest Hot Dog & World’s Biggest D*ck

Largest commercially available wiener.
7 pounds!

It’s Wiener Wednesday and I am writing this from the comfort of my own couch, in my pajamas, watching the new Ricki Lake show–I just watched someone get a 20 minute boob job–amazing! It’s a snow day here, although there is no snow. Baltimore is in the pink part of the radar map.

I don’t have a franky dish for you–I was too busy baking the mega-cake known as Othello–but I do have an awesome video from the UK, sent to me by Silver Screen Suppers.  Description:

The longest hot dog in the world presented and eaten by Spike Milligan and Barbara Allen (Miss Mustard) in Lincoln’s Inn Fields.

Click HERE to witness the magic.

And I also have a story. Last night I went to one of my favorite Baltimore watering holes, The Drinkery (Think “Cheers:” where everybody knows you’re gay!) So I was there knocking back some Coors Light (because I like crappy light beer) when the decision was made to go across the street and grab a pizza–with Ranch, of course. I’m from Pittsburgh and that’s how we roll.

Anyway, I had a couple slices. The bartender offered to take away the box. There was one piece left–and hell no! I’m not wasting perfectly good Supreme pizza–so I grabbed it and put it on my plate. As I did so he said to me, “I tell my daughters that no one will marry you if you’re fat.”

Exsqueeze me? Baking Powder?


Um, yeah. Totally. I asked him how old his daughters were–14 and 17.

*Sigh* Sometimes I really hate people.

Yes. Because me not ever getting married is not because I’m fat or not fat. It’s because I am a neurotic hot mess. So there.

Truth be told, after the bartender threw all that shade, I did put down the pizza. But that  didn’t stop me from having a huge piece of Othello Cake when I got home.

Enjoy the rest of your snow day–if you have one. Me, I’m gonna go watch J.R. Ewing die on Dallas. Bummer.

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12 Responses to Wiener Wednesday: World’s Longest Hot Dog & World’s Biggest D*ck

  1. Dillon says:

    You should remind him that no one will marry his daughters because they’re stupid and annoying.

  2. Ummmm, yeah. That’s a contender for biggest dick.

  3. wow. what an asshat. Sounds like his daughters will never get married because their dad is a douche! On another note, the 7 pound hot dog freaks me out a little. Tube meat should never be 7lbs……it scares me!

  4. Hekky Catz says:

    wow, pizza guy is a jerk. The hot dog looks too familiar for comfort.

  5. Sandy says:

    Off the topic of hotdogs and such.
    I found your website because I was tryingto find one of the recipes from the green box. (yes I have it – probably since 1972). I was looking for the Lamb and Eggplant Bake recipe. It is one of the recipes that I have made many times (I actually had to laminate the card because it was looking a bit “used”). I went through your entire list and did not find it – but finally found it stuck in one of my cookbooks. It is actually pretty good. Sort of like Moussaka. I was surprised you had not yet tried it. (I am guessing an eggplant hater.) Be brave and give it a go. You may be surprised.

    • Yinzerella says:

      I am making them all! It’s just a matter of time and what ingredients I have on hand. This one will happen in the next few months. It is a card that I was looking forward to so I am happy to hear you say that it is pretty good.

  6. Dad of the year award right here! What a fantastic thing to say to teenage girls. It’s not as though they’re not totally screwed up at that age already. Anyway…

    I’ve never tried pizza with ranch dressing but it’s one of Paul’s favorite combinations. Does sound yummy now that I think about it, though.

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