Screw Blane. (His name is Blane? Blane?)
Can we all just agree that Andie should have ended up with Steff in Pretty in Pink?
Well, he’d be my pick.
Maybe I’m such a fan of Less Than Zero because there is not only Spader but RDJ, too!
Another gem with them both: Tuff Turf!
OK, Tuff Turf is actually a horrible movie. But a good one?
I love that movie. It’s so delightfully weird.
Anyway, here’s a bizarre montage (to Lady Gaga!) of some of his best moments.
Seriously, Steff, you could call me a bitch anytime.
OMG, have he and Nic Cage ever been in a movie together? My head would fall off.
Anyway, happy 54th birthday, Spader! Maybe one day I will get around to watching The Blacklist. I hear you’re quite good in it. Albeit bald.