48. Turkey Scalloppine

Darlings, it is official. We are in the midst of National Jell-O Week! I hope that you got your jiggle on because the weekend is fast approaching. But if you haven’t celebrated yet, fear not! I’ve already observed this holiest of holy week for you. Come, live vicariously through me.

Look at dinner #48. Turkey Scalloppine.

What to my wondering eyes should appear? What’s that coffee-colored blob hanging out in the bottom left-hand corner of this dinner? It’s kinda glossy. Does that thing wiggle?

Fuckin’-A it does! Say HELLO, Jell-O!

But first! Say hello to my KitchenAid mixer and the Meringue That Ate Manhattan (or at least the northeast corner of my kitchen). 

I didn’t know that 3 room-temperature egg whites could do that. Seriously, the KitchenAid mixer has changed my life. Damn, I could have done a fan dance with that merengue-covered whisk those peaks were so stiff (insert obligatory nipple joke here).

Oh, but let me tell you why I was making copious amounts of meringue–#48 called for a Lemon Schaum Torte. The Betty Crocker version takes 17 hours and requires egg yolks and fresh lemon juice, and well, the recipe was so long I couldn’t get through it so I just said screw you, torte! And totally MacGuyvered one with stuff I already had in my house.

Here is the basic recipe I used for a meringue pie shell, courtesy of the Incredible Edible Egg website.

  • 3 egg whites, room temperature
  • 1/4 tsp cream of tartar
  • 3/4 cup sugar
  • 1/2 tsp vanilla
  1. HEAT oven to 225°F. BEAT egg whites and cream of tartar in mixer bowl with whisk attachment on high speed until foamy. Beating constantly, ADD sugar, 2 Tbsp. at a time, beating after each addition until sugar is dissolved before adding the next. (Rub a bit of meringue between thumb and forefinger; it should feel completely smooth.) Continue beating until whites are glossy and stand in Stiff PeaksBEAT IN vanilla.
  2. SPREAD meringue on bottom and sides of greased 9-inch pie plate with back of spoon, building up edge to form a rim.
  3. BAKE in 225°F oven until firm and wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean, 1 to 1-1/2 hours. Turn off ovenLET DRY in oven, with door closed, until cool and crisp, at least 1 hour. STORE, in pie plate, in tightly sealed container at room temperature. FILL just before serving.

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So there’s my meringue shell, pre-bake. Look at the striking similarities between the Incredible Edible Egg pie and mine. Yeah, it just looks like a plateau of whipped cream. You try working with that much meringue in such a small pie plate.

Let’s get into the timeline, since this was an all-day affair.

10:45 am: I separated the eggs to get those egg whites to room temperature.

10:55 am: I cleaned, cut, and steamed the broccoli and made a mustard vinaigrette (2 garlic cloves, 1 tbsp cider vinegar, 1 tbsp water, 2 tsp olive oil, 3 tsp dijon mustard, dash of salt and red pepper flakes). Combined it all and chilled.

11:20 am: I hollowed out two-medium sized tomatoes to be stuffed with peas. I used a paring knife and small spoon to remove all of the seeds and ribs. I then put them on paper towels to drain in the fridge.

11:30 am: I started the meringue. You have seen the result above. Let me note this once more—how amazing are those egg whites? Also, an FYI, I only used 1/3 a cup of sugar. They were plenty sweet with a reduced amount. A full ¾ cup would have been much too much.

11:50 am: My meringue shell went into the oven for 1 and a half hours.

12:45 pm: I prepared the jellied consommé. I halved the recipe since there were only 2 of us and, well, how much jellied consommé does one need?

Here is the recipe (how I made it):

  • 1.5 cups beef broth
  • 1 envelope Knox unflavored gelatin
  • ½ tsp lemon juice
  • 2 tbsp Marsala cooking wine (if I had actually dry Sherry that’s what I would’ve used)
  • ¼ cup cold water.

I softened the gelatin in the cold water. Nuked the broth until it was hot. Dissolved the gelatin mixture in the broth. Added the lemon juice and wine, and then chilled.

This being National Jell-O week and all, I just had to mold it.

1:20 pm: I shut off the oven and let the crust alone to sit.

4:05 pm: I took out the meringue crust and wrapped it tightly in plastic wrap. I also made Jell-O fat-free sugar-free instant lemon pudding for my torte. Both were put aside for later use.

4:15 pm: I plugged in my electric skillet and browned the chicken scalloppine. Yes, I said chicken and not turkey. Anyone want to guess why? I’ll just say that I totally know that in the past there has been turkey when I’ve looked for turkey.

4:30 pm : As the chicken browned, I prepared the creamed peas for the Tomatoes Stuffed With Peas. They looked like creamed peas in the picture so I ran with that. This is what I did:

Emily’s Easy Peasy Creamy Peas

Drain 1 8oz (small) can of peas, reserve liquid. In small saucepan combine the pea liquid (ew) with half and half (I used fat-free) in the same amount that there was pea liquid (ew, again). Make a cream sauce, using 1 tsp flour. Fold in peas, season to taste.

The art of small-kitchen cooking

4:39 pm: The chicken was all browned so I added the Marsala wine, thyme, and oregano to the pan.

4:45 pm: In a separate sauté pan, I cooked the sliced mushrooms in margarine.

4:50 pm: I added the mushrooms to the chicken in the electric skillet.

4:55 pm: I had to shut off the electric skillet in order to use the microwave for the instant mashed potatoes that would become the Parmesan Potato Puffs.

So instant mashed potatoes should be fool-proof, right? Au contraire! Remember how I botched the potatoes in the disaster that was #21 Beef Rouladen?

Here is a photo to refresh your memory

Well, I messed these up, too. Instead of nuking the liquids and THEN adding the flakes I just put them in all together. What is my issue with instant mashed potatoes?

I’m happy to report that it wasn’t a disaster—they looked like an ok consistency so I added the 1 beaten egg and crossed my fingers as I put mounds of potato on foil and topped them with margarine and Parmesan cheese.

5:00 pm: I put the tomatoes (now pea-stuffed) in a  450 degree oven.

5:10 pm: The potato puffs, on a sheet of foil, also went into the 450 degree oven.

5:20 pm: so 10 minutes is how long the potato puffs were supposed to take.  But they didn’t look too good. So I shut off the electric skillet to not overcook the chicken.

5:22 pm: I put the potatoes in the broiler to get them nice and browned. I assembled the Lemon Schaum Torte and topped it with Cool Whip. Plating commenced.

5:30 pm:  DINNER IS SERVED!

This was a good dinner! If you like chicken Marsala you’d like this one. This was a solid recipe. Same with the broccoli–nice and simple. Nothing weird.

The pea-stuffed tomato surprised me because it held together and looked rather close to the one on #48. It tasted well enough but it’s not something that I’m rushing to make again.

The potato puffs worked! Now, they don’t look as finessed as the ones on the DiS! card–but they did maintain their shape and they browned. Sadly, they tasted like paste. Nowhere in the Parmesan Potato Puff recipe does it make mention of any seasoning or herbs. I should know better by now to ALWAYS up the seasoning.

I don’t know why I didn’t take a picture of just the torte, but I think there’s enough of it in the finished photo for you to get a sense of how it turned out. This was GOOD. I love lemon desserts so this was already off to a good start, but the meringue crust is a brilliant idea–take note those of you who are weight watching or are gluten intolerant. I’m going to make this again. You could fill this shell with just about anything.

Now the jellied consomme–Cleve is beginning to think that there is something seriously wrong with me because I ate some and I liked it.

I did. I liked it. I had multiple spoonfuls. It was very fresh and tasted like lemon and sherry. And beef broth, I guess. I even tried to put some on the potato puffs because they were so bland (that didn’t work, by the way).

Gosh, is there really something wrong with me?

Happy National Jell-O week, darlings! An early Valentine’s Day gift for you.

But anyhoo…I’m sorry that my gelatin-based dish wasn’t more of a spectacular or a deluxe. But believe me when I say that very soon I’m gonna Knox–um, I mean, knock– your socks off.

SOON.

About Yinzerella

Just a Steel Town Girl on a Saturday night, cookin' for my life. www.dinnerisserved1972.com
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11 Responses to 48. Turkey Scalloppine

  1. iamsurly says:

    Jellied consommé? Rude.

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  2. Cleve says:

    Meat = good. Jello = good. Meat flavored jello = nassssssssty. Still, this was a tasty meal.

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  3. Why the hell does the Dinner is Served! series (not you dahling, the recipe cards) assume that the cook has an entire freaking day to devote to a single meal? Love your meringue…and it gives me a superb idea how to rework a lemon tart that needs a tiny tweek.

    PS. My grandmother has the same exact stovetop coffeepot that you do.
    PPS. I have to second Cleve’s meat jello remark.

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    • Jen L says:

      Exactly! That was what I said from the very beginning! Between the shopping, preparing and cooking, women must have been exhausted. And I’m pretty sure my kids would not eat beef-flavored jello. Did we eat it in the 70s? I remember a lot of roast, pork chops and Kraft mac and cheese. Never do I remember my mom making us eat (yes, back in the day, you were expected to eat what was made, no special ordering) any kind of meaty jello.

      Em, I so look forward to reading DiS…and not just for the Brian updates:) Soooo funny.

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      • Yinzerella says:

        Yes, these meals are exhausting! That’s why I do them on the weekends. For a while there I was doing weeknight ones as well but I’ve run out of the easy ones.
        I’m glad that you’re laughing–either with me or at me.
        Brian says ‘hello.’

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    • Yinzerella says:

      The meringue crust is a winner!

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  4. Lauren says:

    I guess I’m crazy, but I think the jellied consommé looks awesome. I LOVE that you molded it into a heart! Awesome!

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  5. Michelle says:

    I’m not sure what I’m more impressed by: the jellied consommé (which, I have to say, looks good!) or the fact that you are cooking with an electric skillet.

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    • Yinzerella says:

      I cook with the skillet a lot because the big non-stick one I had died. I have a big, non-stick wok that’s good for most things, but when I’m cooking meat, the electric skillet is the way to go. The only issue that I have with mine is that it doesn’t heat very evenly because of the way the heating element lays.
      Also, it’s good for frying.

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  6. Veg-o-matic says:

    While that glossy heart looks nothing short of fabulous, I think I’m going to have to go with Cleve on this one. For what it’s worth, Mom really liked coffee Jell-O. We’re from New England, where you can get *everything* coffee flavored.
    The Safeway didn’t have boneless turkey breast? Shock!

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